Derpy Dragon Dating Sim/Logs

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All times are in HAST.

[1:18 PM] Bokkun: This is a meme RP, I literally spent a total of one hour thinking up everything.

Here's the goal: You are all dragons who have reached 10 years of age. That means you are all required to take mates, lest you be lonely forever.

Feel free to move between channels as much as you want. It's a stupid game, I don't care. But enjoy your dates, and try your best to find love.
Or else.

Oh, and the game ends when I say it does. Feel free to be as active or inactive as you feel like being, I do not care. Ping me if you want some expository text on anything, whether they be NPCs, location details, investigation results on the creepy luckster's corpse, etc.

Sneck (The Restaurant)

[1:21 PM] Sneck: goes to restaurant and finds the beautiful dragon lass in the server picture, jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair "Ahem, you look very lovely."

[1:23 PM] Bokkun: //Ooh, do you want me to generate a random unclaimed female dragon as your NPC date?

[1:25 PM] Sneck: nah
@Deeva is my dragon girlfriend now

[1:28 PM] Bokkun: In that case, Deeva just got up after that pathetic compliment and went to the beach.

[1:28 PM] Sneck: 8ill get you one day deeva
train horn

[1:29 PM] Bokkun: Sneck/Deeva isn't the most popular ship, but they have a committed fanbase.

[1:33 PM] Sneck: "hmm time to eat good food meal" says sneck, the man, the legend, as he orders best food for one hundred and five dragon dollars
alone
@Bokkun what is the best food eating item

[1:34 PM] Bokkun: Human flesh served with a side of mashed potatoes.

[1:35 PM] Sneck: "Human flesh served with a side of mashed potatoes. time" sneck says as he partakes in a dish of Human flesh served with a side of mashed potatoes.

[1:36 PM] Bokkun: It's quite the delicacy. Not like the organs, which is more like the fried chicken of this universe. The waiter walks by, and gives you a judging look as you eat alone.

[2:08 PM] Sneck: sneck finishes his epic meal and then stands up hoping to catch the favor of every female in his vicinity by performing an amazing concert
roll for coolness @Bokkun

[2:08 PM] Bokkun: !roll d20
10

[2:08 PM] Sneck: you hate to see it

[2:09 PM] Bokkun: It's about as cool as it is disturbing to the restaurant's more quiet environment. The patrons aren't sure how to feel, most of them lean towards upset, but the serving staff seem impressed at least. Play your cards right, and you might not be arrested for disturbing the peace.

[2:10 PM] Sneck: But on the other hand, what better way to go?
Maybe I could score a slick prison turtleneck

[2:12 PM] Bokkun: Dragon prison is a place you don't want to wind up. It's like a volcano, but if you weren't lavaproof.

[2:17 PM] Sneck: The show will continue on my own property then.
I will swoon all of my next door neighbors

[2:19 PM] Bokkun: You take it to your hometown, and break it down. The boldness wins some attention, but the performance's quality leaves something to be desired. You at least have their attention though.

[2:20 PM] Sneck: The show continues for the next hour while I take my leave to play overwatch as the cool guy. not mccree they banned him

[2:21 PM] Bokkun: // They banned McCree!?
Your performance isn't going to top the charts, but you do have a few fans among your lot. Some people come out of their homes just to hear you, while others lean out their windows. Your tunes are hip, and your beats are jamming. Soon, a block party starts. Someone calls the police though, so you'll have to weave through that situation once you get back.

* Sneck was never seen again.

Smoky (The Theater)

[1:19 PM] Smoky: He is here. Why? How? Don't ask, you will never truly know the answer to the tomfuckery that is Smoky and how/when he appears. Despite him somehow just being here, he's already covered with stuff he spilled on himself.

He looks for the sacred worst movie of all time to see if it is hidden in here....the dreaded

bee movie

[1:22 PM] Bokkun: It's playing in theater number 4, IMAX 6D and everything.

[1:23 PM] Smoky: He slides over there with intent.
...sliding is a very generous phrase.
It's more like tripping and rolling with style.

[1:24 PM] Bokkun: !roll 1d20
I rolled a 7

[1:24 PM] Smoky: nice

[1:24 PM] Bokkun: You make it with only a mild concussion.

[1:24 PM] Smoky: He has had worse.
he looks to see what fellow degenerates would dare watch this forbidden movie. Did they not know how it ruined the old world? Damn fools. Damnable fools. You are the Icarus of this new age.

[1:26 PM] Bokkun: They seem entertained. The 6D really changes it from a low budget poorly considered film to an introspective work of art.

[1:27 PM] Smoky: He rolls and trips over to one of the watchers to do the old Smoky special. Which is to look cute while doing stupid shit. Like tripping and rolling over to them.
It's very basic but it works.

[1:29 PM] Bokkun: You knock the popcorn out of someone's claws. Let's see if you're cute enough to get away with it.
!roll d20
Fuckin' 7 again.

[1:29 PM] Smoky: if I get another seven, it's a jackpot.

[1:30 PM] Bokkun: You're cute, but this is Movie Theater popcorn we're talking about. The dude's upset, and looks like he might attack.

[1:30 PM] Smoky: Simple. Just make the most adorable face I can possibly make at him. Like we aren't talking about simple cute, oh no.
We are talking omega cute.
The kind of cute that can and will destroy those who try to attack you. What folly.

[1:31 PM] Bokkun: !roll d40
22
He can't stay mad at cuteness of that scale. It's overpowering. In fact, your cuteness is cancelling out the 6D, and the man begins realizing that this movie is kind of shit.
"You like Jazz?"
He screams, and flees the theater.

[1:32 PM] Smoky: What a damnable fool. If he can not accept reality for how it is, he will never understand the true power behind Smoky. Smoky is eternal and has always been here.
"Awwww."
He chomps on the popcorn he smacked outta that guy's hands.
He ponders this movie while eating the floor popcorn.

[1:37 PM] Bokkun: 6D is really something. 3D just makes it look like the characters are coming out of the screen, 4D makes you feel it, 5D blurs the lines between fiction and reality, and 6D makes you feel what the characters are feeling.

[1:37 PM] Smoky: He tries questioning if there is something higher than 6D. 7D? 8D? The dreaded 9D?
You can never truly know where the limit of reality is.
Is he 6D? What truly is 6D?...he just blips his tongue out for cuteness.
After pondering for an excessive long enough of time, he charges into the beach resort.