Derpy Dragon Dating Sim

Derpy Dragon Dating Sim, also called Derpy Dragon Go, is an April fool's day role-play that was hosted by Bokkun.

Blurb

You are all dragons who have reached 10 years of age. That means you are all required to take mates, lest you be lonely forever.

Plot

See also: Derpy Dragon Dating Sim/Logs

Sneck eats a fancy meal at the restaurant and performs to mixed reviews. He is never seen again.

Simultaneously in the theater, Fizzle knocks a man's popcorn to the ground and, using the power of cuteness, causes him to realize that the movie he is watching is not that great. The man runs out of the theater and Fizzle soon follows after briefly contemplating the implications of six-dimensional screenings.

Meanwhile, Tinador looks for a dead body, starting at the volcano, visiting the bedroom, and eventually making it to the beach resort. Deeva and Tina briefly chat before the body is found under Fizzle's feet. The group waxes poetic as Smoky joins from the theater and as Tina digs up the creepy luckster's corpse. The fashionably late Derpy joins in the back-and-forth poetry and autopsy as Tina finds a bottle of poison on the corpse.

Fizzle leaves the autopsy site to head to the volcano, where he attempts to find a girl. His attempts are unsuccessful at first, but when he begins to drink the pool lava, many girls flock to him. One puts a collar on him and says that she will take cutesy pictures of him to put on social media websites. After successfully getting a girl, Fizzle makes himself arms out of the pool lava and heads back to the rest of the group.

Despite the inherent danger of finding poison on a corpse, Derpy kisses it anyway, causing it to turn from the creepy luckster into Mr. Normal. Diva goes to kiss the corpse too, bringing him back to life. Tina suggests a duel over his hand in marriage, and Derpy fails to hesitate, immediately going to stab Deeva. Deeva then threatens to end reality, to which Derpy responds by calling the manager. Several studio interns approach Deeva but ultimately flee from her threats. While the studio fumbles, Fizzle hugs Mr. Normal with those newfound lava arms, burning Mr. Normal's clothes and hair to nothingness. Frustrated with the duel, Tina and Derpy incinerate Deeva's clothes to end the episode.

Cast

• Deeva, played by Swiggle
• Derpy, played by Asian Trash
• Fizzle, played by Crying
• Sneck, played anonymously
• Smoky, played by Jack Frost
• Tinador, played by Fafnir

Trivia

• Fizzle's sister, Blaze, was never featured in Derpy Dragon Go. Rumor was that her original voice actor joined the voice actor's guild and attempted to sway others into doing so, so they fired her. In response, the entire voice cast of generation five joined the guild as a collective fuck you to the studio. They recast for Go but are said to have excluded Blaze for this reason alone, our of spite to her VA.